Become the Media. Spread the Word. Print the Revolution.

So you read Hell is Real and thought, "Damn, more people need to see this."
Guess what? You're not just the audience — your're the press.
Step 1: Get the PDF Download it from our Neocities page or email us anonymously at hellisrealtpaine@proton.me for a link.
Step 2: Find a Printer Print at:
  • Your local library
  • Campus labs or offices (safely)
  • Work printer (if you dare)
  • Your own dusty inkjet
Use black & white, double-sided, and fold/staple it like a proper zine.
Step 3: Distribute It Drop it off at:
  • Coffee shops, co-ops, tattoo parlors
  • Little Free Libraries, bulletin boards
  • Bus stops, hotel Bibles
  • Slide one into a stack of right-wing lit for maximum irony
Step 4: Stay Smart
  • Use VPN + Library Computers
  • Print alongside innocuous documents
  • Wear gloves and cover your tattoos when distributing
  • Don’t get predictable. Vary your route. Don’t be seen.
Step 5: Keep It Going r town’s story.
Print your own zine. Print ours. Keep printing.
We’ll upload templates soon.